February 2012
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So Joe is thrusting air, Nick is thrusting a...
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F.U.N. Song
Peeta: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. N is for anywhere, anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
Gale: F IS FOR F THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN. U IS FOR URANIUM...BOMBS! N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS, WHEN YOU--
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Jikey is real bitches. Your argument is fucking...
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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